<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-44464184780629225</id><updated>2011-04-21T21:13:11.247-07:00</updated><category term='translator'/><category term='Last Bus'/><category term='Vacancy'/><category term='Stripes and Spots'/><title type='text'>Far-fetched Conclusions</title><subtitle type='html'>Exaggeration of the Everyday</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://farfetchedconclusions.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/44464184780629225/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' 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(who was handcuffed in the car) had escaped and was advancing on fellow party-goers. 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