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Far-fetched Conclusions

Exaggeration of the Everyday

Vacancy

It turned out the noisy ice-machine was the least of the Johnson's worries as the LaQuinta Inn was about to be devoured by a rogue Cumulo Nimbi.

Translator

To cover up the fact that this could quite possibly be the worst spelled sign in the history of fast food, her translator claimed she deliberately misspelled it to draw attention to this weeks special.

Last Bus

Not only had Roger missed the last bus off the planet, but he now had front-row seats for the incoming asteroid.

Stripes and Spots

Edna Jenkins, wearing an atrouciously patterned gray shirt, failed to notice her balding cannibalistic son, Robert, (who was handcuffed in the car) had escaped and was advancing on fellow party-goers. Her attention diverted, Robert prepared to dine on his favorite dish; people in blue shirts.

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